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You Know You're From Atlanta When...

You give directions starting with, "Go down Peachtree" and include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House." You only know their way to work and their way home. You only drink Coke or Diet Coke - drinking Pepsi is blasphemy. You know to wear sneakers to the airport. The 8:00 AM rush hour is from 6:30 to 10:30 AM. The 5:00 PM rush hour is from 3:00 to 7:30 PM. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday afternoon, and lasts through 2:00 AM Saturday. You use "Sir" and "Ma'am" if there's a remote possibility that person you're talking to is least 30 minutes older than you are. You can Ponce De Leon Avenue correctly. The falling of one rain drop causes all drivers to immediately forget all traffic rules. If a single snowflake falls, the city is paralyzed for three days, and it's on all the channels as a news flash every 15 minutes for a month. All the grocery stores will be sold out of milk, bread, bottled water, toilet paper, and beer. If there is a remote chance of snow, and if it does snow, people will be on the corner selling "I survived the blizzard" tee-shirts, not to mention the fact that all schools will close at the slightest possible chance of snow. If you are standing on a corner and a MARTA Bus stops, you're expected to get on and go somewhere. Construction on Peachtree Street is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment, especially when a water line is tapped and Atlanta's version of Old Faithful erupts. Construction crews are not doing their jobs properly unless they close down all major streets during rush hour. You never go 55 on "The Watermelon 500 or the Georgia 400. You know you're not allergic to pollen, because if you were - you'd be dead already. You've never gone around the block and ended up on the street you started on. You know where 'Butthead' and 'F*ckhead' are, and it's the same part of town. ou haven't been downtown at night in years You've woken up at 4:30 am on workdays to beat the traffic to work, intending to leave work before 3 pm to compensate. You know at least five different ways to get to work, none of them ideal You know what "sunshine slowdown", "auto-flambe'", "topside" mean, and what color a H.E.R.O. is. You know where PIB, JCB, FIB, MLK, PDK and "Grady curve" are, and you try to never go there during any of the nine hours of rush "hour" You've thought about getting a blow-up companion for the front passenger seat You hope you are the one to spot the vehicle that is the subject of the latest "Amber Alert" which has been flashing for ten minutes on the DOT message board exactly 13.5 feet above the hood of your SUV You've been in traffic on 85, 75, 20 or 400 (choose one) - wondering if your fuel, your cell-phone battery and your bladder will make it to the next exit, just 1/2 mile ahead It's 4:30 pm Sunday, you're stone-cold sober and you've just finished the last left-over hot dog when you realize that in exactly 12 hours you have to get up and go to work - again You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Atlanta.

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Your #1 Match: INFP

The Idealist You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop. You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.

What's Your Personality Type?

Your Taste in Music:

Adult Alternative: High Influence

90's Alternative: Medium Influence

90's Pop: Medium Influence

90's Rock: Medium Influence

Classic Rock: Medium Influence

Progressive Rock: Low Influence

How's Your Taste in Music?

American Cities That Best Fit You:

75% Honolulu

55% Atlanta

55% San Francisco

55% Seattle

50% Chicago

Which American Cities Best Fit You?

HOLYCRAPWTF ATLANTA? o_o

You Are Somewhat Honest

You do tend to tell the truth a lot But you also stretch the truth on occasion You figure a little lie isn't a big deal As long as it doesn't hurt anyone too much!

How Honest Are You?

You Are 14 Years Old

14 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

*gasp* It's RIGHT! o:

I'm ALIVE o_o

Here I am again. o: No, I haven't died. *le gasp*

It's about 2AM in the morning (I've reposted this) and I'm at my dad's. Today my dad didn't bother to wake me up, so I rolled out of bed at around 2:30PM. x_x When he finally called me up to eat lunch at around 3:30 or so, he made my least favorite food ever - sandwiches. Every weekend I visit him he offers to make sandwiches, and each weekend I tell him I DESPISE sandwiches. Yet again he has ignored me. u_u So when I tell him I don't like sandwiches, he replies "Make a list of the things you do like because this is really getting on my nerves." It's utter bullshit that he thinks I hate every food in the world. I don't like how he cooks and I don't fucking like sandwiches and he should know that by now.

Well, I when I get up to go downstairs he says that it's weird for me to go downstairs and watch TV all the time. Sorry, but what else was I to do - he doesn't allow me to go on the computer when there is company (my dad's mother-in-law has been here for the past three weeks), I don't like sports (it was raining anyway), and no one was bothering to spend time with my brother and me. I just go down anyway and watch Back to the Future (pfft...don't ask XD). When I go back up everyone (with the exception of my stepmother, who is asleep) is playing Monopoly. Does anyone bother to ask me to join? Of course not. ._. So I end up playing for my grandmother-in-law while she goes and packs to leave for the airport. I win Monopoly (I always do ^^; ) and remind my dad that he has to go to the airport if he wants to make it on time. Of course, he leaves late, and I go downstairs with Tim. There we watch crappy TV shows. Two and half hours later he returns home. His mother-in-law didn't make the flight (they were 5 minutes late). So now I get to go live in the basement *again* while she has my room *again*.

I just get tired of my dad sometimes - they way he always comments on how I wear black all the time (even though I'm nowhere near being "punk" or "goth" as they call it).

I guess on a more positive note, he tooks Tim and I to see Star Wars a second time. :3 I <3 that movie. xD

And, of course, I'm re-reading the Harry Potter books again. XD After all, the book is coming out in just over a month! n___n *is excited* Kinda depressing that the 6th one is already being released, as JK Rowling has stated she won't be writing anymore books after the 7th. ;_; Man, she is definitely the best writer (in her genre of writing) I have ever come across.

Right now it's raining and we *may* be getting a piece of the tropical storm overnight/tomorrow. However, I doubt it'll affect us at all - it's not near as powerful as Ivan or any of the others were last year. However, I do hope it gets as bad as it did last year in the fall - we might get school cancelled again. n_n

My stepmother's pregnancy is finally starting to show though. I think she's about 5 months in right now, so it's about the right time I suppose. xD

Oh yes, and I just won 2nd place for Sea_Rane for the BC (Species, of course XD) on Neopets. n_n Boy, was chatting to all those people on the boards worth it. Over the past week I've made tons of new friends because of chatting on all the boards. o: I never thought being friendly would have its rewards. xDD

As of recently I've been so obsessed with making userlookups. In the last week I've made 6 or 7, though I've only used 5. =x I also entered into this week's Random Contest for neopets, and I'm hoping I'll win. For some reason, I doubt it though. I don't think it's Neopet's kind of thing to put on there. ;_;



And a quizzie:

Your Deadly Sins

Sloth: 100%

Gluttony: 60%

Envy: 20%

Wrath: 20%

Greed: 0%

Lust: 0%

Pride: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 29%

You will die with your hand down your underwear, watching Star Trek.

How Sinful Are You?

Hmmm...well, I guess I'll end this entry with a promise to try to update more. :3 It's fun to get my feelings out sometimes. XD

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The Asses of the World

ARGH!

Okay, now I'm pissed. Next weekend for Father's Day I am being forced to go to church. First off, I have nothing to wear. Secondly, I don't know if I believe in the things they teach in Christianity. It just pisses me off that he wants me to give him that as a Father's Day gift. Utter BS.

I hate being at my dad's.