AWESOME SHIT GRADES! o:

Woot woot. I got my grades back today and I have all A's with the exception of an 88 in geometry. I is the happy. :D

And thankfully it's a 3 day weekend! Thank you, old desceased men that didn't feel like working, thank you! Still, I DO have to do homework over the weekend, which defeats the purpose of Labor Day. xD

Anyway, I sex you up bitch. PROOF:



Never deny it, mofo. D:

Edit: Here's a little conversation with SmarterChild I had this morning. Boredom kills. And makes you take horny pills.

SmarterChild: What's your favorite hobby?
WildPwnsYou: Taking horny pills.
SmarterChild: Taking horny pills? Cool!

What's your next favorite hobby?
WildPwnsYou: Using the horny pills.
SmarterChild: Taking horny pills and using the horny pills. Interesting.

Now I'll get sex ads whenever he talks to me. XDD

DAD IS AN ASS!!!!!!! X_X_Wpraw;rkwaePotr

Alright, people. READ AND BE AMAZED!

WildPwnsYou: And by the way, my dad might be taking us back to court over getting custody of us.
StainedBloodWolf: and he is o_o
StainedBloodWolf: Aren't you old enough to speak at court though?
WildPwnsYou: Yes.
WildPwnsYou: I'll tell you in a sec. brb
StainedBloodWolf: k
WildPwnsYou: Okay, back....telling you the story:
StainedBloodWolf: k

Auto response from WildPwnsYou: Sorry, I'm following the dragons at the moment. =x

WildPwnsYou: Okay, my stepmom is being a real bitch lately. She's been acting like my mother and Tim's mother. She thinks that she knows what's best for us. If you ask your mom, she'll probably be able to tell you this (my mom was talking to your mom). Well, along with that, my bro's teacher puts parents on a mailing list and my mom contacted her 4 or 5 times and was still not put on the list, but Cindy was. Cindy, as the stepmother and having no relation to us, is NOT allowed to be a) be on school property unless she is picking us up from school because my parents cannot. b) She is also not allowed to be in contact with teachers when our parents are not.

Cindy went up to almost every one of my teachers during open house and acted like my mother also. She volunteered for the cookie dough/cheesecake thing without consulting me or my mom. She isn't allowed on school grounds since she isn't a legal guardian (meaning she hasn't adopted me).

My mom got pissed and sent dad an e-mail asking why Cindy was on the e-mail list instead of him. He replied with an e-mail saying that was not his style of writing whatsoever. He has a very distinct style of writing, and we're almost certain that cindy wrote the message. They went on and on and then we just got an e-mail saying that Tim isn't allowed to be alone....I'm gonna get more into the little stories in just a sec...
WildPwnsYou: Okay, so my dad and cindy have lately been acting like my mom has been a bad mother. Cindy picks Tim up from school every Monday to take Tim to karate. First she picks him up as a car rider, then she takes him to the house to do homework or study about every last little thing he learned in class. Then he goes to karate. Cindy keeps making Tim go over to their house afterwards to finish his homework. However, she NEVER tells us she is doing it and then feeds Tim when we have a dinner planned and stuff. So one night my mom calls over there and asks my dad if they can bring Tim over. My dad replies that Cindy was planning on doing homework with Tim. My mom told me afterwards "Okay, I'm his mother I think we cna manage to help him with his homework, thank you."
StainedBloodWolf: wow o_o

Auto response from WildPwnsYou: Sorry, I'm following the dragons at the moment. =x

StainedBloodWolf: Cindy be teh bitch
WildPwnsYou: Yes
StainedBloodWolf: I don't know how they can call your mom a bad mom. your mom ish the coolness
WildPwnsYou: They're doing it so when they go to court they can get custody of us...
StainedBloodWolf: but....why do they want custody of you guys?
WildPwnsYou: Chikd support.
StainedBloodWolf: .__.
WildPwnsYou: exactly.
StainedBloodWolf: that's complete BS. Whatcha going to do?
StainedBloodWolf: mostlikely they won't let them take you because it sounds like they aren't going to let you see your mom and stuff and that's not allowed :x or something like that
WildPwnsYou: And here's the story about my dad on my birthday and crap:

Okay, so in the e-mail that my mom got it says that he's going to start excercising the right to take us on Thursday nights through Monday mornings. THAT MEANS I HAVE TO GET MY ASS OUT OF BED AT 5AM IN THE MORNING TO GO TO SCHOOL! He also says that he is going to have me on my birthday after all. My mom argues and replies that since he told us 2 weeks ago that I was going to be at my mom's house that we had made plans. So my dad fell through and thankfully I get to stay here at my mom's.
WildPwnsYou: No, it'll be me seeing my mom every otehr weekend like I do with my dad now.
StainedBloodWolf: not what I ment thoug
StainedBloodWolf: h
StainedBloodWolf: It seems like Cindy is trying to take over the mommy place and she ain't ya mommy.
StainedBloodWolf: and I don't think they'll cant someone who's replacing the real mother
StainedBloodWolf: but...your dad and cindy are full of poo
WildPwnsYou: However, what my father doesn't realize is that he is LYING about the salary he makes TO US. He says that with his promotion (which is a MAJOR promotion), he got no salary raise WHATSOEVER. This is a complete lie since recently he's had no problem taking us out and stuff (that is until cindy found out she was having the baby, in other words, when he got engaged to her)
WildPwnsYou: And the funniest part, I think of all is....
WildPwnsYou: eeps. brb xD
WildPwnsYou: Okay, the funniest part is that before my dad got together with Cindy, he called my mom and told her his deep dark secrets. For example, you remember my dad's last girlfriend? While he was on his business trips and while I was in CA with him (and staying a while at my grandma's house), he cheated on his last girlfirend with Cindy. He talked about ALL of his shit. And when I say all, I mean EVERYTHING. He would go on for hours about his life, about how he thought he was going through a midlife crisis, how he suddenly needed to marry Cindy (because she was pregnant), etc. HE TOLD MY MOM THIS! SHE CAN USE THAT ALL IN COURT!
StainedBloodWolf: xD lol!

Auto response from WildPwnsYou: Sorry, I'm following the dragons at the moment. =x

WildPwnsYou: going invis....
StainedBloodWolf: that's kinda funny x3
WildPwnsYou: I know!
StainedBloodWolf: she can really used that against him?
WildPwnsYou: oh yes, DEFINITELY.
WildPwnsYou: Infidelity is a BIG NO NO
StainedBloodWolf: Infidelity?
WildPwnsYou: cheating
StainedBloodWolf: ooooh
WildPwnsYou: Now I can't talk about anything at dad's house about my mom and crap. When they were getting divorced he put a computer program on her computer to track everything she was doing. However, being the dumbest monkey in the world he didn't put the preference for no one to see the program running. He never figured it out. My mom uninstalled it, but I know for a fact that he still has the program and he probably put it on my computer.
WildPwnsYou: What he doesn't know if that it is illegal to put any sort of recording on one's computer without at least hinting that they are going to. Such as "This conversation MAY be being recorded, so watch what you say."
StainedBloodWolf: gas[
StainedBloodWolf: p
WildPwnsYou: He's also an idiot for thinking that I won't havea word in it. I will testify saying that dad is a dumbass and irresposible and that my new stepmom is a controlling bitch (but in PRETTY words.)
StainedBloodWolf: xD
StainedBloodWolf: yay for pretty words :D
WildPwnsYou: And what is also funny is that the major thing that stopped my dad from getting us last tiem was that his old girlfriend moved in at least 3 weeks of my mom moving out. The judge was pissed and said that the children should get to used to that, and that it was obvious he was cheating on my mom.
StainedBloodWolf: wow :o
WildPwnsYou: So he's a real idiot for telling my mom this shit.
WildPwnsYou: And I haven't even gotten into all the small stories yet, you know.
StainedBloodWolf: yay :D does this mean STORY TIME?!
WildPwnsYou: I'm kinda gettign sick of story time right now. When I go and read my mom's e-mail again I probably will begin again. xD
WildPwnsYou: My mom is breaking my concentration right now by talking though.
StainedBloodWolf: xD
StainedBloodWolf: ok

Sorry the conversation is all messy. I BE THE PISSED! D: